2 women on their way back from a night out, stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers. Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, ''i'd better watch my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on.'' the...
I went for a job interview today. The employer said - what's your biggest fault?
I said - probably my honesty.
He said - well, i wouldn't really say that was a fault.
I said - I couldn't give a fuck what you think you fat c@@t...